Today, I was using my vacuum and I noticed that she wasn't working very hard. I was surprised, because I have been quite kind to my lovely appliance, rarely making her do any work. She seemed to be having a difficult time "sucking"; the poor dear was having her own type of appliance asthma attack. I sat on the floor and began to peer into her cylindrical body parts. I determined that one of her vessels had to be clogged; she was going to require surgical assistance from me. Screwdriver in hand, I unclenched the cylinder that was connected to her heart. I was sure that whatever was ... Read the Post